Jesus
is Watching
This burglar is breaking into
a house at night. Sneaking around he suddenly hears:
"Jesus is watching you!" The burglar is
shocked, ducks down, remains silent for a while,
but nothing happens.
After a minute or so, he
hears nothing, so he gets up again. Again he hears,
but a little louder and more like a warning: "Jesus
is still watching you!"
"Good heavens!"
he thinks, "What's going on here?"
Silently he strafes backward
and again -and really loud this time-: "Jesus
is *really* watching you!" Okay, this guy
is almost getting a heart attack and switches
on his Maglite.
After a little looking
around he detects this parrot.
Burglar: "A parrot?"
Parrot: "Yes, that's me!"
Burglar: "You can talk pretty well!"
Parrot: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of age."
Burglar: "Phew I really thought something
weird was going on here! What's your name?"
Parrot: "Henry."
Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird name for
a parrot."
Parrot: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a dobermann!"
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